If you don’t have a corpse or a missing persons report, you don’t have a case.
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
i always feel a little uncomfortable watching TSoT because clearly no one told Sherlock that your best man speech should be about the married couple, not about how you dated the groom and are still in love with him
i saw Star Trek and I wish the whole movie had been about them being a super fashionable space biker gang with their space-leather jackets.
‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG